If you don’t find this to be one of the sexiest photo’s taken of all time, not just of Louis MotherFuckingExplodeAllOvariesAndHomosexualNutsacks Tomlinson, but OF ALL TIME…
…please visit a doctor, I do believe there is a mental issue involved with your situation. :)
Your Friendly Neighborhood,
Sebastian <3 xx
So Harry’s cock is huge.
I mean we knew this already
But we only saw him flaccid…
This is a semi…
THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING SEMI!! HE’S NOT EVEN ALL HARD FOR CHRISTS SAKE, THIS NEGRO IS LIKE 7 INCHES OMFG.
Today was the day.
Finally after all these years of being together.
Harry and I were finally getting married.
After all these years of hiding our relationship from the fans. Not being able to go out in public. All the beards, all the contracts, all the conditions. They were all gone. Harry and I could finally be a couple without having to hide.
I took a deep breath as I stood in front of the entrance to the place where everyone was seated. At the end of the aisle my future husband would be standing there, waiting for me.
At the end of this ceremony we will finally be able to start our lives together.
The doors opened and I stood at the entrance with my mom’s arm entangled in mine. We started walking and my eyes looked at each side of the room. Seeing all of our friends and family brought together, for us. My eyes finally fell upon Harry. He was dressed in a black suit with his hair perfectly messy in away that drove me insane. A smile fell upon his lips as our eyes met.
Those green eyes made me feel like I was falling in love all over again every time i looked into them.
I felt the tears coming on as I thought about how we were finally able to be together after the struggle we’ve been through together. The boy I had met in the bathroom. My partner in crime. The boy I fell in love with when I first looked into those beautiful emerald eyes. I remembered our first kiss together. The first time we sang on stage together. Our first time in bed together. All these moments led up to this one right here.
I reached Harry and he grabbed my hands and looked into my eyes. I could see him starting to tear up as he mouthed the words ‘I love you.’
My mom kissed me on the cheek and went to sit down.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate in the marriage of Louis William Tomlinson and Harry Edward Styles….
I thought of all the special moments we had together, Leeds Fest, Valentines Day in Paris, traveling with him around the world while we were on tour together, Christmas, New Years, the rainy days that we spent in bed watching old movies. They all made up our relationship.
And now it was all coming together.
Louis William Tomlinson do you take Harry Edward Styles to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; and promise to be faithful til death do you part?
“I do.” I say as I wipe my eyes and smile up at Harry.
Harry Edward Styles do you take Louis William Tomlinson to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; and promise to be faithful til death do you part?
“I do.” Harry says as a tear rolls down his cheek.
I now pronounce you Husband and Husband. You may now kiss the groom.
Harry leans in as we finally share our first kiss as a married couple.
“performers are part of the same project”
“been working together just a couple of years”
“very popular among the young adult crowd.”
“They don’t look alike”
“both guys are very cute and appealing in their own way”
“they are only interested in ONE other person”
“they’re gay. And they are very happy together”
“Even if they can’t express it yet in public.”
“those setups with girls are all fake.”
and I wanted to finally show you guys.
Over the summer when I first created Friendly-Larry-Reminders one of my admin, Liv (x), told me about her friend from the UK who she talked to all the time. She told me she was friends with Harry Styles himself. At first I was skeptical but then she gave me the URL and I asked her a question.
So I checked her bio and it in fact said that she was from the UK. You could tell by her blog that she wasn’t a fan of One Direction and she seemed like the kind of girl that Harry would hang out with. So I proceeded to ask her another question.
I freaked out. At first I didn’t know whether to believe her but after a while everything sort of lined up.
You can believe what you want but I do believe what this girl says.
Hate on me, call me all the names in the book, don’t believe it. I’m just the messenger finally releasing these messages.
How about to kick off the New Year, you guys send in some Larry drabble in our inbox. It can be fluff or smut or whatever your heart desires. Just send it in!
I’m under the Larry Stylinson tag and the One Direction tag.
I’m singing “What Makes You Beautiful” and “Little Things” to random people just because!!
Find me!! <3<3<3
The world was ending.
Winds raging outside, fires spreading from house to house. Tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis.
It was coming for them next
Harry laid awake in bed waiting for Louis to get home from rehearsal. He knew he should have driven him home. He knew he shouldn’t have left him out there to fend for himself while the world was ending.
Everyone thought it was fake, this whole ‘end of the world’ rumor.
Well it wasn’t a rumor.
Natural disasters were happening all over the world. It seemed so impossible. None of them could believe it. Right now where Harry was, it was just starting to drizzle, meaning that Louis would be okay if he got home soon.
He heard a key go into the front door and his heart stopped.
“Harry?” A voice called out. Harry jumped from his bed and practically ran from his room. He sprinted down the stairs and grabbed Louis in his arms.
“Boobear I thought… I thought you were…dead.” Harry started to tear up.
“Babe don’t worry I’m here. I’m here and I’m not leaving.” Louis rubbed Harry’s back, hugging him tighter.
Louis brought Harry back to the bed room and placed him on the bed. He stripped off his wet clothes and put on clean ones and laid down with harry. Harry grabbed him in his arms and breathed a sigh of relief. They could finally spend their last moments together.
“I love you. So much.”
“I love you too. With all my heart.”
“You’re my best friend. My lover. You make things right when everything in my world is wrong. You make everything crystal clear for me. You make me laugh when the only thing i want to do is cry. You’re handsome and funny and beautiful and kind and generous and caring and I couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend. I really couldn’t. You’re my travel buddy, my late night movie marathon partner. You’re my sassy sweetheart. You’re my everything. I don’t think I could love anyone more.”
“Harry,” Louis said tearing up, “You’re my partner in crime. My sex kitten. You’re the love of my life. You turned everything around in my life and made me see the right path. You turn my tears into smiles and my anger into love. You’re so amazing, handsome, kind and caring and you’re intelligent. I couldn’t ask for someone more perfect to spend my time here on Earth with. You’re my baking buddy, my mini golf maniac. I love every inch of you with every ounce of my being. I don’t think I could love anyone more either.”
“We’ve been through so much together. We’ve had to go through so much just to be together. and you know what?”
“It was worth it.”
Just then the wind picked up and grew louder and louder like it was coming towards them, coming for them. They knew it was a tornado. Harry and Louis gripped each other tighter. Louis looked into Harry’s eyes right before kissing him passionately. He pulled back with tears in his eyes, knowing it was their time to go. Harry could see the tornado out the window picking up everything in its path and throwing across the land only to have it be crushed along with everything inside of it. He brought his eyes back to Louis as the tornado reached their flat complex.
“I love you Louis.”
“I love you too Harry.”
Just then the tornado came and took their building with it and threw it across town. With Louis’ head buried in Harry’s neck and Harry’s face in Louis’ hair, they breathed their last breaths entangled in one other.
CAN I JUST
Let’s do an honesty hour and get things rolling around here! (Or just message us)
You began to feel like home…
You began to feel like home…
This literally just happened like oh my shit
Even Google knows.